Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 29, 2016

Rat actually paid for that?

If it doesn’t have a phone, it’ll die in two days.

You need a clobbering, Mr. Pastis.

She’s got the perfect job she’s totally qualified for.

Change her name and that sounds just like my sister.

At least he didn’t buy a “Bitchin’ Betty”.

Wen broke out laffing.

We have a Lazy Susan at work.

That song is the guiltiest of my guilty pleasures. There’s so much that’s simultaneously right and wrong about it. I love it and wish I didn’t.

Saw that one coming :-)

@SusanSunshine must be spinning on her table over this cartoon.

If she doesn’t improve her attitude, Rat may make her a black- eyed Susan.

Good thing he didn’t get a Bouncing Betty…it might go off. And not in a good way.

and a potty mouth!

She looks and acts just like a supervisor I had once. She’d sit on her desk saying "I’m not gonna pretend to be busy when there’s nothing to do.’ But heaven help anyone else who did the same- she had them written up pronto.

sounds like my ex-wife! good one!!! HAHA!!!

My X was Susan. “Lazy Susans” were NOT allowed at our house.

How many people are going to put this on their refrigerator today because they have a “Susan” in their life?

Peg Bundy was prettier! But ALLLLLLLLLLL!

I never did get that name.

Hello Peg, how’s my old knee to the groin!

Her sister is Janice from Accounting.

Wait until Rat puts food on her.

The horror… the horror…

Comic would’ve been JUST as funny without the cussing.

Yes she is.

Doing nothing is doing something. Right?

xxx

i’d have a bad attitude too, if i were stuck spinning till i was dizzy all the time

Awkward, dining with Lazy Susan sitting on your table and cussin’ up a storm. Oh, well.Wake up, little Suzy!