The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 20, 2016

That’s not much of a hammer you wimp! Here, let me demonstrate!

Made in Valhalla.

The customers took a beating.

Whack a Mjolnir?

If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning

try a “stilletto” hammer. not cheap, but a very fine hammer.

Hey, he needed money quick to pay off all the lawsuits against him

That guy with the hammer looks pretty thor…

It’s funny, because they’ll never be able to lift that hammer. Oh, that Thor.

Then Vision comes along….

In the Marvel Universe there is at least one more being who can lift Thor’s hammer, Beta Ray Bill. He’s an alien who’s the greatest warrier of his race and only uses his power to protect the survivors of his race who fled the distruction of their home world to look for a new planet. When he and Thor met he thought Thor was one of the enemies who’d destroyed his planet and when he went to pick up Mjolner to defend himself the hammer found him worthy. Since his race’s survival depended on Beta Ray Bill having a strong weapon to defend the survivors Thor and Odin convinced the dwarfs to make him a smaller version of Mjolner with the same powers.

Thor can be a bit of a D!ck at times..Like the day he put Mjolnir down on the Toilet seat in Avengers headquarters and went out to catch a Spider Man Double Feature at the Movieplex.

Hey, that’s what Spock did annually, for some planet.

No! Ya gotta wait till your hair grows. Wait till your hair grows. Chrome-domeises need not apply.