Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 30, 2016

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    JChris1689  over 8 years ago

    Toasters make people fat.

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    garcoa  over 8 years ago

    We have toaster wars in my household. I like it dark but not burnt, my wife likes it light brown. She always forgets to change the setting. And I get blamed.

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    Petersenbus  over 8 years ago

    @garcoa

    Has the government completed a study on the extent to which toasters contribute to global warming? Eventually we may all be restricted to “light brown” like it or not.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 8 years ago

    You can buy your toaster on eBay without any background check.

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    Mike H  over 8 years ago

    I have to babysit my toaster pop it up every 30 seconds or else.

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