Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for January 26, 2016

We used to say XYZ.

somehow this must be related to saying “were you brought up in a barn?”

Your flag is flying at half staff..\\//_

Hee hee hee!

Just let it all hang out…

I usually tell people "my mom used to tell me “If you keep the barn door open, the cow is going to get out.’” They usually get the point.

So what IS the new thing to say when you see a friend unzipped. These days, someone sees you with your fly open and you go to jail.

Get away from me! You sound a little horse.

Better tactful than ‘cool’

Made you look!