Monty by Jim Meddick for January 30, 2016
January 29, 2016
January 31, 2016
Transcript:
I realize now what my knife throwing act was missing... It needed a hook... A gimmick! So that's why I've learned to throw... Dum... Dum... Dum... The Swiss Army knife! Observe. Twack! Smash! That would've been a bull's-eye if it had hit on the magnifying glass implement!...
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Now this is getting really stupid.
s.l over 8 years ago
@needachucklewelcome to Monty’s life.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Would’ve, should’ve. Ho hum, Monty. Don’t give up your day job (if you have one)….
Starman1948 over 8 years ago
A blissful Saturday to all.-——————I own a set of throwing knives. I haven’t had the time to practice but I believe that I would get better results than Monty.-——————Be healthy, wealthy and wise my friends.
Kip W over 8 years ago
Readers feeling superior to an imaginary character. All is well.
nosirrom over 8 years ago
I would have been impressed if the cork screw implement opened a bottle of wine.
Wenthral over 8 years ago
Why is Monyty dressing like Snidely Whiplash?
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
Time for Sedgwick and Jarvis?