Monty by Jim Meddick for January 30, 2016

Transcript:

I realize now what my knife throwing act was missing... It needed a hook... A gimmick! So that's why I've learned to throw... Dum... Dum... Dum... The Swiss Army knife! Observe. Twack! Smash! That would've been a bull's-eye if it had hit on the magnifying glass implement!...