Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 22, 2016

Vaudeville will never die

The Knights of the booth near the smoking section.

are those coconuts?

And the tables aren’t even round.

I love Waffle House, but I miss Stuckeys.

Well, on second thought, let’s not go there — it is a silly place.

And Silly Kiniggets EVVVVVVVVVVVerywhere!

There is actually a street in Toronto called King Arthur’s Court. It’s just down the road from Decimal Place…

Also, where I live now, about 100 miles north of Toronto, there is a country road leading to a bit of land jutting into Lake Muskoka called Moot Point…

Unless it’s a Wafle Shop. (Pardon me while I wipe away a tear or two. The “Wafle Shop” was a beloved icon in Alexandria, VA. It is a waffle house that had a typo in its signage, and that typo made the location legendary. I Googled “wafle” to refresh my faulty noggin about the details regarding the business, and in doing so discovered that the owner has replaced the misspelled signage. That bastard!)

I’ll have mine with strawberries and whipped cream, please…

Sorry, but the Waffle House is actually at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Is the Wizard in this strip Merlin? Merlin’s my favorite magician even though he’s not real.God bless, Jason Irelan