Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 17, 2016

Can’t pay the bills unless you can draw all the masses in.

The problem is, of all the good modern Christian music, church bands decide to play the worst songs. It’s rather sad.

I think there’s a church like this somewhere in Germany.

Standing room only.

I’ve heard the devil’s most effective Trojan horse can be music.

In a traditional Eastern Orthodox church there are no seats and all of the singing is a cappella.

Music belongs on the oldies station…

more like crap-apella

more like crap-apella

Bad news — this is the morning service

This is a rerun. When I worked at a church a couple years ago, I cut this out of the Sunday Comics & put it on the staff’s bulletin board.

I hang out at the church of rock and roll as much as possible.

These days popular music is “2 turntables and a microphone;” rock is a minority art.

I’m the organist and pianist in my church and we have sort of a hybrid service where I play half hymns and half contemporary Christian music. We use to have two services but there were so few people at the contemporary one so we just combined them.

Although you can’t please every one, it seems to be working so far.