Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 20, 2016

gee, how neighborly

Why Wednesdays, guys? Your soap opera take a day off every week?

No… that’s not Tony’s question.

What Tony wants to know is…

“Who are you?”

Gosh, Tony…I kinda thought you knew…I mean sniffle … what with me posting your question…and even your Avant Gauche… every night, while that lazy er… I mean, while my good friend Bev is away….. .

Sigh…. sniffle ….

@TonyI am the eggmanThey are the eggmenI am the walrusGoo goo g’ joobGoo goo goo g’ joobGoo goo g’ joobGoo goo goo g’ joobGoo gooJuba juba jubaJuba juba jubaJuba juba jubaJuba juba

What was the question again?

Answer to Tony: “SOMEBODY”

“Who are you?”

If I told you that, then I would have to … well, you know.

Do you really want to know? Most of it will be redacted.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father.Prepare to die.

You don’t really want to know.

Me, myself, and I. I think. Maybe. I could be someone else, I’m not sure.

I, too, like Stan. My kind of humor.

I am Witchy Woman.R.I.P Glenn

Who am I? Sometimes I’m not too sure myself, but for the most part it depends upon which day of the week it is – and how much sleep I’ve had.

Who are you?

Not sure but I woke up in a Soho doorway this morning.

@Tony I am a mother, a student, a daughter, a sister, a friend and a lover.

Who am I? I’ll answer when I finish my lunch…

I’m the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. The beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?

Bev..…. whimper…

Saucy…. an E!

An oldie… er… an “antique-y?” …. but a goodie….

Who are you? Nobody you know! :-D