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Time to face facts, football lovers. Unlike MLB, the NFL doesnât give a bleeep about steroid abuse, either causing dozens of injuries in the short term, or causing long term health problems that has the average lifespan of an NFL player down to something like 61. Itâs all about the bux!!!
(In 1985, William âthe Refrigeratorâ Perry was a monster at 320 pounds. Today the average NFL lineman weighs 330. The human body just isnât equipped to naturally hold that sort of weight, all that muscle. Yet none of the networks that pay billions of dollars for the right to broadcast the games will do any sort of investigative journalism that might reflect badly on their âproductâ.
nfl gives an average of 5 tests per year per player. all players at least once per year. they started a testing program in 1987. baseball didnât start until 2003. i donât know that PEDs are any more or less a problem in NFL or MLB. but it is clear that baseball ignored it for much longer. and, in my mind, the blame is to the owners, the media, and the fans. who wanted all those records broken, every bit as much as the players who satisfied that want.
Sounds like theyâre playing âThe Leagueâ series of sports games. It makes me pine for the days when every arcade game sported a âWinners Donât Do Drugsâ message before and after every game.
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
How not to introduce kids to drugs. (If at all in the first place.)
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Get âem while theyâre young
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jtviper7 over 14 years ago
Looks like both kids have used them beforeâŠ
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
Time to face facts, football lovers. Unlike MLB, the NFL doesnât give a bleeep about steroid abuse, either causing dozens of injuries in the short term, or causing long term health problems that has the average lifespan of an NFL player down to something like 61. Itâs all about the bux!!!
(In 1985, William âthe Refrigeratorâ Perry was a monster at 320 pounds. Today the average NFL lineman weighs 330. The human body just isnât equipped to naturally hold that sort of weight, all that muscle. Yet none of the networks that pay billions of dollars for the right to broadcast the games will do any sort of investigative journalism that might reflect badly on their âproductâ.
The players are meat puppets.)
bald over 14 years ago
is there a code i need to open the virtual steroid option ?
olmail over 14 years ago
nfl gives an average of 5 tests per year per player. all players at least once per year. they started a testing program in 1987. baseball didnât start until 2003. i donât know that PEDs are any more or less a problem in NFL or MLB. but it is clear that baseball ignored it for much longer. and, in my mind, the blame is to the owners, the media, and the fans. who wanted all those records broken, every bit as much as the players who satisfied that want.
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
Roger Goodell (to olmail): Who yaâ gonna believe, my NFL testing program, or your own lyinâ eyes?
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 14 years ago
Sounds like theyâre playing âThe Leagueâ series of sports games. It makes me pine for the days when every arcade game sported a âWinners Donât Do Drugsâ message before and after every game.