Well ma’am, I’m going to have to examine him, so it will be $50 for the visit, $45 for the examination. If you try this shampoo and my special kangaroo meat dry food for $100, it might just do the trick.
A woman brought her dead poodle into the emergency room at Los Alamitos General Hospital. Evidently she had given it a bath, so it was shivering. She put it in the microwave (ONLY for 10 minutes!) to warm it up. She could NOT understand why the ER would not make puppy all better. Well, it WAS (to her) an emergency… what a numbskull!
LuvThemPluggers almost 9 years ago
Waaaaaa!
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
But lately the litter box has been easier to clean.
Ubintold almost 9 years ago
Turn him over and use him for a doorstop.
Brian Fink almost 9 years ago
This is an ex-cat!
Mister Will almost 9 years ago
Well ma’am, I’m going to have to examine him, so it will be $50 for the visit, $45 for the examination. If you try this shampoo and my special kangaroo meat dry food for $100, it might just do the trick.
Simon_Jester almost 9 years ago
LOL My favorite Herman cartoon of all time.
Linguist almost 9 years ago
That was precisely my thought !
This single panel captures that whole skit in a nutshell ! I am still chuckling.
One of the all time great Herman’s !
merlin87 almost 9 years ago
I saw this same gag in Mad Magazine over two decades ago…
LeePIII Premium Member almost 9 years ago
A woman brought her dead poodle into the emergency room at Los Alamitos General Hospital. Evidently she had given it a bath, so it was shivering. She put it in the microwave (ONLY for 10 minutes!) to warm it up. She could NOT understand why the ER would not make puppy all better. Well, it WAS (to her) an emergency… what a numbskull!
KEA almost 9 years ago
Oh… the Cat got dead,we put it in a box,said a little prayerand covered it with rocks…
(I could go on)
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“……. but he is getting a bit bloated.”
Bargrove almost 9 years ago
Have we covered the possibility of a Cat scan?
manoloroco almost 9 years ago
Because he is stuffed.
rtrpurchase Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I’m with you on that, Simon_Jester.
R.I.P. Jim Unger
turdd almost 9 years ago
All of the comments along with the comic are very insensitive.
Joken' almost 9 years ago
Use him as a back scratcher (see 101 Uses for a Dead Cat)
RalphZIggy almost 9 years ago
look on the bright side, he won’t poop either