Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 01, 2016
Transcript:
Mrs. Olsen: Any questions? Caulfield: When was the last time anybody was actually seen running with scissors? I was hoping for a more positive spin than "we've moved on to other stupids." Frazz: Then I wouldn't have asked the same week she took out a row of trash bins while dialing her phone.
cabalonrye almost 9 years ago
Let me see… when was the last time we cut my nephew’s hair…
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
Perhaps instead of " Little Johnny" jokes we should start a line of "Caulfield " jokes.
toahero almost 9 years ago
At least she stopped smoking. That’s smart enough to make up for it for at least another 10 years.
rshive almost 9 years ago
Well, you have to run the right way. Then if you accidentally trip and fall you won’t stab yourself.
Stephen Gilberg almost 9 years ago
Ever known someone to get cut from being handed scissors the wrong way?
lrrymcknny almost 9 years ago
When was the last time anyone was seen dialing a phone?
Varnes almost 9 years ago
I’ve always said that all a good teacher needs is a piece of chalk and a chalkboard. With just that, a good teacher can teach anything to anybody