Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 10, 2016

I thought I saw a family resemblance, but I didn’t want to leap to any conclusions.

And she is considered the normal one.

Or the nurses of TWISTED SISTER

Or Mister Mister.

I know it’s your sister – you don’t have to ram it down my throat.

She appears a bit stiff. Maybe she would loosen up at about 400F?

She needs to meet a nice stag. She’s looking kinda horny.

Okay, from whose side of the family?

She is, dare I say, somewhat defiant of conventions.

Must be members of the Spring Bok Joy Luck Club.I’d use a pitching wedge, myself, or maybe a nine iron.

The four of you need to reconsider your purported relationship with me. Seriously. What do you think I’d do with Number Four?