Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 16, 2016

For once Charlie Brown has all the answers.

Don’t hold still. If she has to tell you to hold real still so she can hit you, she’s not that good at throwing punches.

Does Lucille van Pelt want the meaning of life or not?

Life is a lot of mysteries, Lucy. And a few impossibilities.

Just like people who ask for advice; when she gets plenty of answers she doesn’t want them. She wants to be told her own “answers” are correct.

Having the answer to the mystery of life sure didn’t help Charlie Brown much, did they?

Gold.

CB is right, but he is also smarmy, and Lucy is mad that she failed at the first rule.

Lucy certainly won’t keep the ball low (the next time ol’ Chuck is foolish enough to try to kick that infernal football)…

I apologize ahead of time for this but… Lucy Trump?

It looks like Charlie Brown should be running the stand.

When you’re right you’re right………

Crude anyplace. Utterly inappropriate here. Go someplace and launder your brain.

@Dogday88 and sandflea…..who are you both talking about?

It’s the best I’ve seen in a long time

Well, that’s the end of the film. Now, here’s the meaning of life.[Receives an envelope]Thank you, Brigitte.[Opens envelope, reads what’s inside]M-hmm. Well, it’s nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

You lost her at “Be kind…”

Violence is clearly Lucy’s answer.

xxx

One final answer: Whatever Lucy van Pelt says, do the opposite.

@Snoopy_Fan

Hi Snoopy_Fan. Are you OK? It’s been over a month since we talked. I was wondering if I’d upset you because you didn’t respond to two of my posts. And then you didn’t comment for about 3 weeks so I got a bit worried.

If I’ve somewhat offended you then I’m sorry. Just glad you’re OK that’s all.

xxx

He forgot, “feed your dog whenever he’s hungry.”

I guess Lucy is going to speak power to truth.

The meaning of Life is simple:.It’s all about Surviving the Lucys of the world.