Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 15, 2010

Doggy ice cream ………… BLEAH!

You had me at cigar butts.

I’ll have a big scoop of homework, ARF!

Nice self control, Poncho. Do dogs really like the taste of “homework”?

Gawh! What dog would lick cigar butts?!

Hmmm. A bacon, cheese, and wiener triple-scoop sounds kind of interesting. Sort of a “Texas Tommy” cone.

Isn’t that the ingredient list to most breakfast cereals?

Oh! Kitty litter!!! My favorite. I’ll have a double, please.

Drats! I was hoping they had “Dog pee on a tree.”

Let’s add “new shoes” to that list also!

My stomach’s turning just reading some of those flavors!

Norman you actually counted them? :-)

Bedroom slippers has to be one of the missing flavors

I think it”s great that dogs subtle sense of taste can distinguish garbage from dumpster.

“Dumpster” may have a hint of tangy rust which “Garbage” afficionadoes prefer to avoid. Dogs can also apparently distinguish between “Insect” and “Bug Parts”, but that may be a matter of texture, like the difference between “Chocolate Chunk” and “Fudge Brownie”.

“Cheese” gets an exclamation point! That must be Flavor of the Month.

If it were me I’d go with the bacon flavor, Bacon’s good

I think “Electrical cord” might be one of the missing flavors.

(“Pee on Tree” seems more like a scent than a flavor, to me.)

I counted them as well. I don’t see Dead Skunk (”in the middle of the road, stinkin’ to high heaven”).

There’s supposed to be a place in England where they sell doggie ice cream. Perhaps that was the inspiration.

Norman, you’re only partially right. There are 28 flavors listed, but your math is off: 28+3=31. I don’t see plastic on the list either. My dog used to love to chew anything made of plastic: garden tools, screwdriver handles, garden hoses; sprinkler heads.

The absolute favourite for ANY dog is “decomposing mystery meat” – the stinkier the better!

Cheese!

dog ice cream exists is in pretty sure publix

What a lie, there’s only 28 Flavors!

My dog would like to have biscuit rawhide Table scraps soggy surprise insects grass Slippers and bug parts but she also wishes you had squished skittle on Department store floor