Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 16, 2016

Crumhorns

I thought that was the oboe.(OONK HEENK HONK)

How crummy I feel, to toot my horn…

Solo offensive with a blunt instrument.

Accompanied by Jiminy Cricket on the world’s smallest violin.For the sake of the innocent, should there be any, we will omit any explicit mention of the Taconic Mountains.

And just for the record, I would buy a T-Shirt with Grace the Face and the legend, “Staring at me won’t make me go away”.

Would you turn that crumhorn down,I can’t hear myself think.

Not how my fairy tale ends!!! Krummy krummhorn, Iowa State!!!

… and I wanna know … who gave you a leg up???

Maybe you should see Dr. Kapuchnik about your feelings of loneliness and unhappily ever after. I think you’d have to get a hall pass, though, to get over chez Fusco.

CRUMHORN CONSORT

That best describes your cartoonist, miss.

Please let me know when Grace the face T. Shirts go on the market for sale

Thanks @Brass I’ll take an Large myself