Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 12, 2016

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    PICTO  over 8 years ago

    Talk about making America great again.Pre-Columbian times here we come.

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    IndyMan  over 8 years ago

    Just another reason why Skylar is still in the fifth grade. You are there to learn something, Skylar, not make ‘wisecrack’ answer to quiz or test questions ! ! !!

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    GROG Premium Member over 8 years ago

    No doubt.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Didn’t know we needed to be discovered, we’ve always known we’re here.

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    Linguist  over 8 years ago

    I’m sure that the indigenous people were simply thrilled with the advent of the Europeans – bearing gifts of small pox, syphilis, and slavery ! Yippee !

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    alxzba  over 8 years ago

    BLACK ON PURPLE SIMPLY DOESN’T COMMUNICATE !

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    2Goldfish  over 8 years ago

    4th wall…

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    matzam Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Columbus landed in bermuda

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    matzam Premium Member over 8 years ago
    he didn’t “discover” america
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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Blame it all on Sven and Ole…

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    I Quit  over 8 years ago

    Their reaction? “We’re all gonna die.”

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    Coopersdad  over 8 years ago

    They probably wish they had built a wall to keep us “illegals” out.

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    ange9  over 8 years ago

    Impossible to read with horrible background colors. Not everyone’s eyesight is that of a eighteen year old.

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    ange9  over 8 years ago

    couldn’t read the lines.

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    Jim Kerner  over 8 years ago

    When I was a tour guide on a double decker bus. We go by Columbus Circle where there is a statue of Columbus. I would tell that joke. Sometimes, I would hear groans from the people. So, I would tell people that this is a New York joke folks.

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    Wayne Simanovsky Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Spot On

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    K M  over 8 years ago

    I’m reminded of a bit (by Flip Wilson, IIRC) about the reaction of the natives to being discovered. There’s first a rhetorical question (whose precise phraseology I can’t remember) about going around discovering people who don’t want to be discovered, followed by the warning, “Y’all better discover your @$$ outta here!” Perhaps unsurprisingly, I can’t find this bit on the web.

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