Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 23, 2016
Transcript:
Chazz: Our neighbor got held up at work and asked me to let his dog out. He's been stuck in there all day. Dang! He said the key was under the potted plant, but I don't see it. We gotta get that door open! But I can't find the key! But that dog must be ready to burst! Poncho, stop pouring water! Poncho: I'm just heightening the suspense. I learned about it in screenwriting class.
DennisinSeattle almost 9 years ago
OK Poncho, you took a screen writing class. What masterpieces have you produced? “Bad Dogs Bad Dogs”. “Defeat of the Squirrel Avenger”, “The Birds”". “Cats doing Nothing” (a big flop), and, set at Pooch Cafe, Pooch Cheers".
Argythree almost 9 years ago
It would serve Poncho right if the dog inside that house was a big hulking type that decided on an appropriate thank you…
Joken' almost 9 years ago
It’s going to be the urination of him
Znox11 almost 9 years ago
When they break in the dog will probably be sitting on the toilet reading the New York Times.
JennyJenkins almost 9 years ago
I think Chaz will be arrested…because he will break into the house…
erin.adamic Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Have to hand it to you, Poncho! You have a hobby other than eating, after all!
pcolli almost 9 years ago
Wee all know what his owner’s going to say…., “Urine trouble now.”.Sorry.