Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 08, 2016

Her very own stalker.

Other than her teachers, Bob is the only person that Agnes routinely treats badly. I almost feel sorry for him, because he’s done nothing to deserve it. Except possibly exist.

Ya gotta admire how much she is irritated by Bob. Agnes is ‘all-in’ on almost everything. She’s a real hoot.

Bob likes her…You know… like likes her…in a boy-girl way.

And she kinda likes him too….both of which are scary and annoying. when you’re too young to understand your own feelings… or his.Especially when you feel like an outcast…. so a boy who would like you…he must be a worse outcast….

You can’t let yourself have feelings towards someone who would like someone like you….and who must, therefore, be a loser and a creep.

And a boy. Which is scary in itself.The dawn of hormones is very scary at that age.

Meanwhile…how about…

It’s like a bad dream! Cease and desist!I’ll going to scream…“Police! I resist!”

Paha siga… Thank you!

I was about to fix my awful typo…but I don’t want to re-post the whole thing after your kind comment.So…. everybody….that second-to-last line, obviously, should be“I’m going to scream…"

…get out of my face, I’m incredibly pissed!

I don’t think Hallmark will be calling anyone here but, I’m sure you have given Agnes some great ideas. Susan – I love ‘dawn of hormones’. Good description.

I know it’s me you can’t resist,But you really must cease and desist!

Oh no, there’s Bob, coming out of the mist!Get ready, little Agnes, to give him your fist…

FistCystDissedGistGristHissedKissed (of course)ListMissed (two main ways to use tha t one)MistPis..well, that one’s been usedExist (I was thinking of the Xes)SchistTryst

.Yep, lots material she could use

These love notes? I must ask that you cease and desist.I know that my incredible ideas and angel-like beauty are impossible to resistBut Bob, if they continue, you will cease to exist!Get the gist?(Lol! Definitely not my best)

Persist, obviously.

Cease and desist;Do not persist.