Is it true chocolate milk comes from brown cows? Choco Milk No, silly. It comes from regular old dairy cows... That are force fed brown food coloring tablets. glug glug glug glug
I was 6 months pregnant when my sister got married and had all her sisters dress in purple for the reception. Guess what poem was going through my mind the whole time? Only, I altered it a bit: “I’ve never BEEN a purple cow, I never thought I’d be one. But I can tell you anyhow, I’d rather be one … than upset the bride today.”
The Duke 1 about 14 years ago
Naw, they just eat chocolate grass!
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
Oh, so that’s how it’s done! LOL
rogebr about 14 years ago
I don’t typically take dietary advice from someone who eats out of garbage cans but I prefer Rover’s version. Strawberry flavored milk has me stumped.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
I never did like chocolate milk. My Mom had to get Strawberry Quick for me and chocolate quick for my sister.
lightenup Premium Member about 14 years ago
…that tastes delicious!!
lewisbower about 14 years ago
I was buying her Tru Mu till I did a little unit pricing. She wants chocolate milk she can squeeze the Hershey udder.
Plods with ...™ about 14 years ago
There’s four spigots on a cow. Pasteurized, homogenized, vanilla and chocolate. C’mon people….
ellisaana Premium Member about 14 years ago
“I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; but I can tell you anyhow; I’d rather see than be one!”
Following Rover’s logic, would you get Grape milk from a purple cow?
tsandl about 14 years ago
Yes, I wrote “The Purple Cow”– I’m sorry now I wrote it; But I can tell you anyhow, I’ll kill you if you quote it.
–Gelett Burgess
cutiepie29 about 14 years ago
I was 6 months pregnant when my sister got married and had all her sisters dress in purple for the reception. Guess what poem was going through my mind the whole time? Only, I altered it a bit: “I’ve never BEEN a purple cow, I never thought I’d be one. But I can tell you anyhow, I’d rather be one … than upset the bride today.”