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This is a test from the National Emergency Broadcasting System. Had this been an actual emergency, we’re going to be in the Caribbean and to heck with the rest of you…
While sat with the duchess at easeShe asked if I jump when I sneeze.   I replied “Not at all! “Do you bounce when you fall?”And then pushed her off the trapeze.
In the service, had a drill, nuclear explosion 100 yards away, close airtight envelop?!?!? The officer holding drill had a strange take on a nuclear bomb.
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
Just to be certain, mix a shot of vodka with that Nyquil.
Sherlock Watson about 9 years ago
Better throw in a Sudafed too.
Kali39 about 9 years ago
This is a test from the National Emergency Broadcasting System. Had this been an actual emergency, we’re going to be in the Caribbean and to heck with the rest of you…
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 9 years ago
While sat with the duchess at easeShe asked if I jump when I sneeze.   I replied “Not at all! “Do you bounce when you fall?”And then pushed her off the trapeze.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 9 years ago
In the service, had a drill, nuclear explosion 100 yards away, close airtight envelop?!?!? The officer holding drill had a strange take on a nuclear bomb.
vwdualnomand about 9 years ago
or, create bunkers like in fallout 4
PoodleGroomer about 9 years ago
I hope that the GPS satellites keep running long enough for me and the rest of the world’s population to sail to New Zealand.
Coyoty Premium Member about 9 years ago
“Feeling better, Your Majesty?”“We are not defused!”“Uh oh…”