Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 06, 2016
May 02, 2016
May 08, 2016
Transcript:
Richard's Poor Almanack by Richard Thompson Mother's Day Fund Page It's mom vs gift! Can you match the response with the gift? Careful - these are tricky! Flowers from the Safeway on special. That haircut makes your ears look mis-matched. Dinner at the restaurant where everybody talk so loud. Maybe I can put it up on the shelf next to the other one. Elaborate handmade card. Your sister gave me this hat! Tickets to Speed Racer. Did daddy help you with this? You didn't use my pinking shears, did you? Tiny useless book of mom quotes from the impulse buying area near cash registers at the bookstore. Oh. I wanted to see Iron Man. Gourmet jams & jellies and a wooden rack, $14.95. Your undivided attention. If I open it real carefully, maybe we can save the wrapping paper.
StrummerFan over 8 years ago
My guesses! (Man, I have too much time on my hands…)
Flowers from The Safeway, on special —> Your sister gave me this hat!
Dinner at that restaurant where everybody talks so loud. —> Oh.
Elaborate hand-made card. —> Did daddy help you with this? You didn’t use my pinking shears, did you?
Tickets to Speed Racer. —> I wanted to see Iron Man.
Tiny useless book of Mom Quotes from the impulse buying area near cash registers at the bookstore. —> Maybe I can put it up on the shelf next to the other one.
Gourmet jams & jellies in a wooden rack, $14.95. —> If I open it real carefully, maybe we can save the wrapping paper.
Your undivided attention. —> That haircut makes your ears look mis-matched.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
1-D; 2-E; 3-C; 4-F; 5-B; 6-G; 7-A.
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
Timely that there’s a movie with Iron Man opening this weekend. Speed Racer, not so much.