Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 11, 2016

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Richard's Poor Almanack by Richard Thompson The Official Cherry Blossom Map '09 Beardo Pops Big Red Pollen 395 Mirk Wood Please note- There is a 100% chance that at some point you will plunder into someone else's photo. Please dress accordingly and maintain a fixed smile at all times. Thank you. Nat. Park Service Key Cherry tree Falsa cherry tree (highly toxic; avoid) Cherry tree filled with plastic bags Illegal tourist ferry route Ent (slow and garrulous; avoid) Inexplicable dead fish Cherry tree sloth (feces thrower; avoid) Stackage caused by concentration of tourists Authorized souvenir plate dealer