Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 29, 2016

Don’t swallow.Use a drool cup.

Every time I swallow air it leads to flatulence!

I carrot not!I only hold my breath in anticipation of my next reading of Frog Applause

Today’s Random LAME comes from the September 21, 2014 Pulling Up LAME… Topic:The Woman with Ten Brains(Click on the Blue Link.)

How can I hold my breath when I need to tell the World that you’ve created a vegetarian Frankenstein-monster?!Beware, World! The salad is out for revenge!

If only I had known that yesterday.

Is wallowing in air still appropriate?I should not care to go to the trouble of adapting to living as an aquatic mammal if it were not necessary to do so.

“If you love me please don’t tease if I can hold then let me squeezeMy heart goes round and round my love comes a tumblin’ downYou leave me aaah breathless ah” – Jerry Lee Lewis

Reaction to “Frog Applause” is invariably a multi-step process, so following today’s advice is essential.

I’m…turning …blue…must… breathe …now…[Exhaling]. Awww, extra nice…DON’T EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN.

The Road to Good Intentions is paved with Frog Applause.