Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 03, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    That’s about how big they are in NYC.

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    oranaiche  over 14 years ago

    Hey, Wiz, you can have the prairie dogs! Just make sure you de-flea them first.

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    pouncingtiger  over 14 years ago

    The PETA woman looks like she’s wearing a cheese head from Green Bay, Wisc. The rat will find her delicious.

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    BigChiefDesoto  over 14 years ago

    Econuts ‘think’??? Surely you jest!!

    Hopefully the rat will EAT everyone from PETA and all the rest of the econuts that it can find!!

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    In Joe’s honor:

    In Leviticus 11:29, rats are prohibited as food.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Actually, the mouse, not the rat, is mentioned (along with two other things).

    (that said, those creatures are given as examples of their genres)

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Depends on the interpretation. Some versions say, “…and animals of their kind.” Which would make the capybara a dilemma because it’s a rodent that for the purposes of Lent is considered a fish.

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    tbree  over 14 years ago

    Reminds me of years ago a colleague came to me at work all excited. “You wouldn’t believe the size of the rat we caught!” I took one look and remarked, “That’s a mouse. You haven’t seen a rat yet.”

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    Oop! And I gave up capybara for Lent.

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    That’s not a rat. That’s a Malaysian mouse deer; they’re mighty tasty, but they’re for officers only.

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    rshive  over 14 years ago

    Well, he sort of looks friendly. But I don’t think I’d want to get on his bad side.

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    poohbear8192  over 14 years ago

    I’m pretty sure there are some sane eco-folks out there, but the PETA morons do the dumbest things and get all the press.

    Leave it to our foolish natures to turn perfectly good ideas into utter stupidity.

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    photoman022  over 14 years ago

    I’m also from PETA People Eating Tasty Animals

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    Rodney99  over 14 years ago

    I love small animals…they’re delicious!

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    Tsali-Queyi  over 14 years ago

    Leviticus is the Old Law. If you are a Christian, you are not under the Old Law, but the New Law, where we are told all previously unclean animals are cleansed. I’ll still pass on the rats, but pass me the bacon.

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    cheetahqueen  over 14 years ago

    Inconceivable!

    I thought R.O.U.S.’s only lived in the Fire Swamp!

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    dsom8  over 14 years ago

    People Eaten by Test Animals

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    river2river  over 14 years ago

    Here kitty,kitty,kitty.

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    Little Miss Tink  over 14 years ago

    Put that rodent next to the king on the right and you have the perfect combination: Rat-Fink!

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    cats32  over 14 years ago

    PETA? What’s that? Hmmm… interesting. LOL. I get it now.

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    Brother_James437  over 14 years ago

    What happenns iif you forget too feed hiim twice a day?

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    boykatlover  over 14 years ago

    Id’s neighborhood is classy. He’s got rats as bug as Lassie!

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