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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 20, 2016
February 19, 2016
February 21, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: Wow! You've really lost weight! You look great. Woman 2: Thanks. I have a personal chew now. It's my husband. Woman: So he's a good cook? Woman 2: No. His food is inedible.
I once told my wife I am going to go on the “When and What” diet. She gave me a puzzled look, I told her I was only going to eat when she cooked, and I was going to eat what she cooked. (I made myself a sandwich that night). That diet didn’t last very long.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 9 years ago
Whatever works!
grossvatter about 9 years ago
Chef"Boy-R-dee?? As Jonathan Winters says" You put paprika in the pie?“You are not a cook,you’re a kook?”
Perkycat about 9 years ago
I like the guy who lost 10 pounds after he won the lottery. That’s the diet I’d like to go on.
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
Is it really this easy?
Jeff0811 about 9 years ago
I once told my wife I am going to go on the “When and What” diet. She gave me a puzzled look, I told her I was only going to eat when she cooked, and I was going to eat what she cooked. (I made myself a sandwich that night). That diet didn’t last very long.