Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 16, 2016
Transcript:
Man 1: Gentlemen, we've got trouble up the proverbial wazoo! Narrator: In a back room at the verboom skull base, Villains be tripping'! Man 2: What is it, Len, did we run out of terror schemes? Man 3: Please tell me you didn't eat the last of the Stromboli? Man 1: Worse, gentlemen, we have in our basement dungeon.. wait for it... Dutch Haywire himself! Man 2: That's more like terrible scheme, right? MAn 3: But the Stromboli is safe? Just to be clear!
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yeah, the stromboli’s safe…unless Dutch ate it.
Dkram over 8 years ago
It could be worse, Rip could be loose in the compound.Oh, that’s right, he is..\\//_
Ken in Ohio over 8 years ago
Wait – is that a utility belt I see on the head villain? And he’s wearing a cloak and he has a logo on his chest! How many “good guy” motifs did this guy steal, anyway? Bruce Wayne won’t be happy, when Rip tells him about it at the next Good Guy Get-together.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
@Ken in Ohio – Don’t forget the eye patch. You know Nick Fury will be wanting that back.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Is that Breezy’s uncle Spur? The one worried about the Stromboli?