Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 27, 2016
February 26, 2016
February 28, 2016
Transcript:
Honey: ...and above all, I think President Duke stood for the shimmering promise of higher education.l He loved this school, and he loved the lush, green isle on which he founded it. But most of all, he loved the smiling people who welcomed him into their midst. It seems fitting, then, that as acting President, I hereby direct all profits realized by this college be turned over to local literacy programs. I'm sure Duke would be proud to know that. Curtis: What's that I hear spinning? Zonker: Sshh!
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
This is the best argument I’ve seen in favor of cremation.
johny065 almost 9 years ago
Can’t believe Duke is dead again
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
The new body disposal fad is promession. Freeze his body, shake it up until he’s a powder, then snort him. That’s what he would have wanted. But I think he would be classified as a controlled substance after his history.
Matthew Davis almost 9 years ago
Lapel carnation.
joefearsnothing almost 9 years ago
Who snorts “UNcontrolled” substances?
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Powdered Duke would undoubtedly be a potent substance, but would you want to take the risk that some of his soul might permeate it?
kapearlman almost 9 years ago
Here we go around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel, a penny for a spool of thread, a penny for a needle, that’s the way the money goes, POP goes the weasel! :-)
summerdog86 almost 9 years ago
Wait till her statement sinks in….then he’ll come flying out!
Dragoncat almost 9 years ago
That’s the sound of Duke coming out of his coma. Nothing shocks his system like the idea of anyone giving away his ill-gott— Er, I mean, hard-earned money.
rabbit2502 almost 9 years ago
How about slooooowwww cremation, keep the smoke going and going and going……..
Tain'tPelagius almost 9 years ago
You are going to have to start all over, Peters.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Good job ,Honey ,but the haitian nedded food first ; yesterday as today