The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 29, 2010
August 28, 2010
August 30, 2010
Transcript:
Man: 200 tickets for "Last Airbender." What celebrities do when nobody's watching. Lady Gaga: goes bargain shopping. Simon Cowell: downloads music. Ashton Kutcher: enjoys flirting. Stephen Hawking: conducts research. M. Night Shyamalan: boosts his ticket sales. Carson Daly: hosts his own talk show on television.
margueritem about 14 years ago
I like the M. Night Shyamalan one.
ksoskins about 14 years ago
Cruelty, but with a ring of truth. I especially like Ashton Kutcher applying the breath spray before going into the nursing home; I’m sure Demi appreciates it.
Banjo Evans about 14 years ago
Holy chamoley, M Night!
joefish25 about 14 years ago
6 good ones…
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 14 years ago
Shouldn’t Stephen be reading SciFi comics?
Testel about 14 years ago
The comic Stephen Hawking should be reading is the bible…
Iwa Iniki about 14 years ago
Never heard of most of these. I do know Stephen Hawkings. Not funny!
Yangtze about 14 years ago
Hawkings is the weakest, Iwa. But the others are dead on!!!
cheetahqueen about 14 years ago
That’s a major ‘owch’ for Carson Daly!
captainedd about 14 years ago
Demi Moore wanted another child…that’s why she married Ashton.
fredbuhl about 14 years ago
Carson watches his own show on the broadcast monitor. That makes one viewer anyway.