The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 29, 2010
Transcript:
Man: 200 tickets for "Last Airbender." What celebrities do when nobody's watching. Lady Gaga: goes bargain shopping. Simon Cowell: downloads music. Ashton Kutcher: enjoys flirting. Stephen Hawking: conducts research. M. Night Shyamalan: boosts his ticket sales. Carson Daly: hosts his own talk show on television.
Carson watches his own show on the broadcast monitor. That makes one viewer anyway.