Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 21, 2016

’tis rude, Andy, to eavesdrop

New word entries for the non-functional word directory……..

Still recalling the rejected name of Snow White’s little chums, I see. The criticism comes later.

“Actually, ‘dear’ — yeah, right! — those were all your better points that we’ve just covered! The worse ones, obviously, wouldn’t even be allowed in a cartoon strip; and so we’d have to go somewhere private for that!!”“YIIIEEE, sorry I even asked!!”

But wait! There’s more!