Corky Corcoran, career cork collector, not by choice but cruel fate beyond control, daily cursed the name by which he was born and bred. He felt only his beloved corgi, Carey, cared for him.
@emptc12 I think you mean by a cruel quirk of fate.
Love it! Not coincidentally, I love a fine port too.
He bears only a vague resemblance to a drunk Jimmy Buffett.
More a cruel twist of fate
What do you call a prison guard from the south of Ireland ?
A Cork screw !
B. Kliban
emptc12 over 8 years ago
Corky Corcoran, career cork collector, not by choice but cruel fate beyond control, daily cursed the name by which he was born and bred. He felt only his beloved corgi, Carey, cared for him.
eurobubba over 8 years ago
@emptc12 I think you mean by a cruel quirk of fate.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
Love it! Not coincidentally, I love a fine port too.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 8 years ago
He bears only a vague resemblance to a drunk Jimmy Buffett.
elisem4 over 8 years ago
More a cruel twist of fate
Linguist over 8 years ago
What do you call a prison guard from the south of Ireland ?
A Cork screw !