Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 07, 2016

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    Ninette  almost 9 years ago

    Ew, what did you do to this senator’s dog food? It’s filthy! It wasn’t my fault, It’s the Rival campaign’s dirty tricks.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    “Oh Henry, I didn’t just arrive from Mars!” (He Snickers) ….“We know they gave you 100 Grand to sabotage the senator’s campaign.

    You thought it was a big Skor, didn’t you? You’d be living on Fifth Avenue with their Bounty!

    But you’re such a Butterfingers, you dropped the evidence. And sorry, but that’s not much of a Payday anyhow.Take 5 and think….Remember… help us now, in the Crunch, or it’ll be a very Rocky Road for you from here on. There’s no place to hide in the whole Galaxy”.

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    jreckard  almost 9 years ago

    Twix are for kids, silly rabbi. Except for the huuuuge kind.

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    You should see what they did the wife’s KitKat.

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    Francis Lapeyre Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    The Rival campaign manager is Elmer Fudd.

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    What? Me worried ?  almost 9 years ago

    These puns are driving me to drink ,I going to the Hersey bar now for some creme’de cocoa !

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    Al Nala  almost 9 years ago

    Kix are for twids!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Thanks, Perky!

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