Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 05, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 9 years ago

    perhaps a picture of a hammer should help the boy remember

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    Steven Wright  almost 9 years ago

    QOTD #1: Earlier this week I turned my cell phone off for a meeting. Two days later I got concerned about why I hadn’t heard from a friend of mine so I decided to text her to see what our plans were for the weekend. That’s when I realized I forgot to turn my phone on after the meeting.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Tony….What didn’t I forget is a better question.My life is a flurry of pop up calendar reminders and paper calendar notations…lists and notes, on my computer, on my smartphone…. scribbled on envelopes…

    Which would all help, if I remembered to bring them, look at them…or pay attention for longer than 10 seconds, if they pop up.

    I go into the grocery store, and realise my paper list is on the front seat of the car with all my shopping bags….and the note on my phone is from last week.

    Which is why I bought peanut butter and powdered sugar twice, and keep forgetting corn starch.

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    Am I that easy to forget?Well, I remember I’m easy.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 9 years ago

    @Tony.Since I lost my mind tears ago, I forget just about everything.

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    Knightman Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I always forget something will shopping at the supermarket! Even though I told myself I needed it, before I got there!

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    ladykat  almost 9 years ago

    I can’t remember what I forgot

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    Retired Dude  almost 9 years ago

    Sometimes the job goes faster without a helper.

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    jbmlaw01  almost 9 years ago

    The Alamo and The Maine. Guess I’m unpatriotic.

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    Dani Rice  almost 9 years ago

    Back when I was a kid, there was a popular song “I Can’t Remember What it Was I Joined the Legion to Forget”. I can’t remember the rest of it, though.

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    Marathon Zack  almost 9 years ago

    @Tony“What did you forget?”Well, now, if I could remember, I wouldn’t have forgot it, now would I?

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    nosirrom  almost 9 years ago

    Has anybody seen my head?I forgot to tighten the bolt.

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    Steven Wright  almost 9 years ago

    QOTD #2: I bring a unique look to life, one full of second chances and hope of redemption. Oh, and brownies, can’t forget the brownies.

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    Jkiss  almost 9 years ago

    If I could remember, it wouldn’t be something I forgot. ;-) Don’t worry I’ll remember as soon as I lay down to go to sleep..JP What did I bring? Apparently just my sparkling personality because I forgot the other thing I was supposed to bring. Do you remember what it was?.Tony asked that question on 11-12-15…….I guess he forgot too. Oh no!! Do you think it’s contagious?

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    What did you bring?

    What? Yes!

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    If I knew what I forgot I wouldn’t have forgotten it.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    What did I forget? Let me check my post it notes plastered all over the place.

    What did I bring? I brought myself, “ain’t that enough”?

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    Marathon Zack  almost 9 years ago

    What did you bringI bring a younger viewpoint to this, um, maturer, more experienced crowd.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    To the Sheriff, To PEYTON

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