Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 09, 2016

Soundtrack recorded by Prince.

And the sequel, Donkey Kong

There actually is a prequel film coming out in 2017. It’s called “Kong: Skull Island”.

Jackson will probably depict him fighting Hobbits, just to make it seem fairer…

What about a porn version, “Hung Kong”?

Knowing Jackson, he’ll find a way to split the story into a trilogy of three hour movies.

…wrapped in purple lace?

?

Which leads, I suppose, to “Prince Regent Kong”?