Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 15, 2016

Exactly what is in those cookies?.(Reminds me of the Taxi episode “Latka’s Cookies.”)

One cookie makes you larger, and one cookie makes you small…

Let’s face it, cookies are addictive.Even Girl Scout cookies.

Next, they can go door-to-door selling cookies. “I am the one who knocks!”

At least those scouts asked if you wanted to buy some cookies, the scouts I saw the other day ago did not even say “Hello” for they were to busy on a lap-top to even look up ! ………..I guess they thought the cookies would sell by themselves :-(

You let your guard down for one second and those Campfire Girls are all over your turf.

Is that Guard Duck’s troop?

I love the wide eyed stare. I imagine their voices as being monotone, machine like.

I’m surprised that dumb Pig didn’t assign LGD to help protect the L’il Scout’s turf.

The world would certainly be a better place if the drug cartels were run out of town by the Girl Scouts.They should get merit badges for that.

I’m going to go toss my cookies.

How about the Barney Miller brownie episode?

I just ask if the cookies are made with palm oil. That throws them off the scent for a while.

I love the misdirection of this whole arc; the incongruity of it.

Try the El Chapo Chips…

Duuuuuudde, these cookies taste like those brownies I had the other night, man, this is totally far out…

that’s not powdered sugar

yup, that’s a pig lol

Sounds appropriate.

I’d have to suppose that L’il Guard Duck has already seen to it that his L’il Scouts have well-stocked armories with a wide variety of light and heavy weapons and ammunition. Those other cartels won’t stand a chance! Meet my little friends!I’d advise you to buy a lot more cookies, Pig, just to be safe….

This girl must be in their troop: http://bit.ly/1S3el9k