The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 11, 2016

Throws a π at Mr Hillburn

I wonder how many will get this without looking it up… :D :D :D

Clearly an alpha male.

The key to “getting it” is knowing the correct spelling of “Rogaine” and knowing what it is…the rest just follows logically (the greek clothes, the strange hair, knowing that rogaine is for hair loss, etc.)

I think something called Bargain might sell.

He was hoping for a greater density of outgrowths.

USMCmum, actually the rho isn’t a lower case “p”, but the Greek letter with the “r” sound.

. . . it just looks similar to a lower case “p”.

P’s of mind.

Ah, well, I guess it wasn’t what he expected. Maybe he’ll feel better if he has a piece of pi.

Omega’d. That makes me chi. (Heavy psi.)

Cause he was holding his hand to his ear like he was having trouble hearing. I thought that had something to do with it. Anyway…

Just in time for Π day this coming Monday. Mark your calendars.

“What a RHO-volting development this turned out to be.”- Chester A. Rholey

…he’d beta try to get his money back…

I know he’s disappointed, I heard him psi…( I know it’s not “sigh”, but I’m using the word visually)

Before the treatments he was absolutely pi-bald.

Χαχαχα

Ouch!

His next though will be “Oh, Rho is me.”

Oh! The sigma attached to being bald….

He’s an antique rho man.

If he’d tried “Chi-gain” would he have become a “Chia” pet? -

The “X P” monogram (christogram) in the Christian faith is called the “Chi-Rho” the 1st letters in “Khristos” (Christ).

I know he’s dressed like a classic Greek, but I’m sure he’s actually a Rho-man.

Oh, X me a river!