F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 12, 2016

I’m unfamiliar with the chemical aspects of christianity. What’s the horned dude on about?

Sure. We’ve got a pool.We’ve got a pool and a lake.The lake would be good for you.

There actually is a lake of fire beneath the Earth. It is approximately 93 million miles below us. More in the winter, about 94.5, and less in the summer, about 91.4. Unless we learn god’s laws and live by them to achieve heaven, we will be consumed by the lake of fire in some five billion years. Well, actually, we will probably perish long before then, as the Earth will become uninhabitable long before it is swallowed by the Sun.

Now, there’s an afterlife for you, Hell’s pool boy.

not the way Americans do it

Is that Kurt Cobain?

How the hell do you think I get the multi-colored flames?

If only the Presence had any interest in our scribblings!

Well there’s your problem. If you see only large groups and cannot distinguish individuals, you are probably taking a lot for granted and well out of touch.Naturally however, I feel it is my duty to correct you by saying that if you are not immediately on board with whatever I say, then you are a zealot and probably ignorant and mis-informed.Don’t feel bad though.I’m the bigot here, and you just a victim.

“there IS no Book of Hezekiah!”-The Book of Hezekiah is referenced extensively in the Epistles of the Apostle Bob to the Tyrosians. You aren’t going to stand there and call the Apostle Bob a liar, are you?

Socialism isn’t a myth; it’s an actual economic theory. Christianity on the other hand isn’t based on any theory except the misguided idea that a mortal can somehow live forever.