Doctor: Hmm... They never prepared me for this in medical school. Eno: Wha' is it, Doc?! Doctor: You got spit on my tongue depressor.
Simple. Rub it off on your sleeve and use it on the next patient.
Bill him for it.
Just put it back in the bottle of bourbon you keep in your desk drawer…
Where did that quack go to medical school? Anybody can see this patient doesn’t have a case of happy tongue.
Is there scar tissue from last months frozen metal pole incident?
that’s depressing…
Doc…DON’T ask him to remove those yellow polka dot shorts!!!!!!!!!!!!
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clayusmcret Premium Member over 8 years ago
Simple. Rub it off on your sleeve and use it on the next patient.
GROG Premium Member over 8 years ago
Bill him for it.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Just put it back in the bottle of bourbon you keep in your desk drawer…
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
Where did that quack go to medical school? Anybody can see this patient doesn’t have a case of happy tongue.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 8 years ago
Is there scar tissue from last months frozen metal pole incident?
wildfiregal over 8 years ago
that’s depressing…
daleandkristen over 8 years ago
Doc…DON’T ask him to remove those yellow polka dot shorts!!!!!!!!!!!!