Monty by Jim Meddick for April 10, 2016

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Um... Could you raise your pipe just a bit?... Ok... Great... And... There. Done... Well... What d'you think? What the $$#@#$ is on my face? Oh, sorry. I didn't know whether you wanted the growth on your face included or... Um... I'm not paying good money for this garbage... Wait... Sir... I can paint over the mole... I... I guess I shouldn't have had that poppy seed bagel for lunch...