Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 11, 2016

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    ozed  almost 9 years ago

    Back to the roots…

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 9 years ago

    Leopold: “Now that’s the Gary I know!”

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    J Short  almost 9 years ago

    Hey baby what are you doing in this neck of the woods?

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    Wenthral  almost 9 years ago

    When in doubt make them a vampire bride? I suppose that works, I guess, but future conversations would most likely be a bit one sided… It would always be what you wanted to do or where you wanted to go, remote always yours… Damn is there a downside to this…

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    Sisyphos  almost 9 years ago

    Attaboy, Gary! Go for it!(How long has it been since you last tasted human blood?)

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    Joken'  almost 9 years ago

    Wouldn’t be funny if some one left a real girl doll at the bar

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    Red Ruffensor  almost 9 years ago

    She won’t even notice.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    No second date?

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    Shimmery Mermaid  almost 9 years ago

    Gary: “Was the bloodletting as good for you, as it was for me, baby?”

    Her: “I’m sorry … have we met?” :S

    … then, she slowly spun around on her bar stool, looked him straight in the eyes and whispered the one word no guy wants to hear on a first date …

    Her: “B-R-A-I-N-S” ….

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