Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 15, 2016

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    Alphaomega  over 8 years ago

    I got sucked dry by a bloated leech one time.Then she divorced me!

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    Alphaomega  over 8 years ago

    Sorry,that was too good a set up to pass on.

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    Bilan  over 8 years ago

    Isn’t it the troll’s job to keep the bridge safe?

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    Bilan, no it’s the troll’s job to say that Wiley stole the joke from Gutenberg and to irritate us in general……..

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    It’s the blood worms that you have to worry about, really.

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    thirdguy  over 8 years ago

    I knew a troll, he used to say that he was misunderstood.

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    e.groves  over 8 years ago

    Leeches were a problem in Vietnam. At night they would slither their way up the leg until they reached the crotch. We used the lit tip of a cigarette to burn them off. Nasty things.

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    Oge  over 8 years ago

    Typical horse behavior put into words, for a big animal they’re afraid of everything.

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    Al Nala  over 8 years ago

    Danae’s worried about vamp;ire slugs or leeches, and yet all have so far avoided…

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    dabugger  over 8 years ago

    Poor Lucy, listening to tv fantasy again. Maybe Danae will just havta look under that muddy bridge; but what for? Those ancient legends are great for story plots..

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    I hear that if you saute vampire slugs with some morels, they aren’t that bad….Add a little troll hair for a spicy dish…….

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 8 years ago

    :D My bay pony would be totally in with Lucy’s reasoning.

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 8 years ago

    BTW, the funniest thing about equines. They often find things scarier on the ride out, then they do on the ride back. Especially, the closer to dinner time it is. Stomach wins over fear?

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    roalflow  over 8 years ago

    Bloodsucking leech? Why would a Lawyer want to live under a bridge?

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    Alphaomega  over 8 years ago

    @cindyorch

    Take my wife,please! Ba da bing…

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    QuiteDragon  over 8 years ago

    Thanks for the reminders of African Queen. One of the best movies of all time. I’ll take this as a cue to watch it again, soon.

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    HowieL  over 8 years ago

    Isn’t it the African queen leeches that have the royal jelly oil that keeps the engines lubricated?

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