Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 24, 2016

For safety sake, make sure they are not brass ones.

Pig and Rat don’t have any. Or so it appears.

Today’s background music: “Big Balls” by AC/DC.

long time, no see, CSC

Giving baseball bats to at-risk youths takes some balls.

The social pages say I’ve got the biggest balls of all!! :-D

The late Bon Scott heartily approves of this comic.

:) Good one.

Dodgeball is institutionalized child abuse.

Big, soft ones.

if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

“What?” Throws wrench.

Where was the Comic Strip Censor last Friday, March 18?

Pastis has a pretty big pair himself to tease the censor on this one.

Tetherball is kind of, well, binding.

Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxZOIHifv_E

I was once told by a pro tennis player that winning at tennis was half racket and half balls.

i grew up attending LA Unified School District. In elementary school we didn’t play dodgeball, we played it by another name, ‘socco’. it was one of eight sports we played on a rotation basis. Without question it was the one everyone wanted to play; skill and violence. I remember one fellow Eddie Quintana who threw the ball sidearm with his arm extended and flung it forward like a discus. The fastest throw I ever saw. Anyone who could catch his rocket was ricking a dent on the chest.

He should start a Handball League.It would be easy for at risk youth since they’re familiar with “Balls to the Wall”

We called it smear-the-queer in the early 60’s…

Does it take any type of balls, like say Schweddy Balls?

you should see my wife’s melons. They are huge. Nice and round. You could just eat them up…yep she got them at the super market

Thats just nuts.

Dodgeball is just a legal way for bullies to attack smaller and weaker kids.

Takes big brass ones to stick it to the comic censor like that.

Busted… I like it.

The Comic Strip Censor should have shown up on the 18th March strip like others have mentioned,

Unless he was on holiday.

xxx

As a bowler, I have big balls. Problem is I can’t keep them out of the gutter.

Solid Neutronium (according to ST: TOS)

Teach them curling, that takes big stones.

I once saw a bumper sticker that said “Rugby is a sport played by men with oddly-shaped balls.”

I would expect Rat to draw the attention of Comic Strip Censor. But Pig’s follow-up in panel 4 puts the icing on the cake!Well done, Pig! Good follow-through, Cartoon-Boy!

dodgeball—traumatic memories. i took my nephew to see “chicken little” some years back, and had flashbacks. “let’s play dodgeball! popular kids against the unpopular kids!” argggghhh

Big, round, RED ones!

I play dodge ball. It’s disgusting.

lol

Try bowling… but that takes balls, too. And used shoes.