Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 13, 2010

  1. Purposeinc wolf
    ladywolf17  over 14 years ago

    Letā€™s draw swords.

     •  Reply
  2. Missing large
    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    Still camping I see.

     •  Reply
  3. Stewiebrian
    pouncingtiger  over 14 years ago

    Do you want to kill him now or wait ā€˜til he gets home? Kill him now! Kill him now!

     •  Reply
  4. Cnh
    moronbis  over 14 years ago

    Or shall we wait for the bug with a three-inch barb to do its job on the Wiz?

     •  Reply
  5. Missing large
    SirMatt  over 14 years ago

    Wow, loved this. The wiz just shot down every ghost story Iā€™ve ever heard.

     •  Reply
  6. Zappa sheik
    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Luckily for the Fink, his crown will protect his forehead, but Bung is on his own.

     •  Reply
  7. But eo
    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Canā€™t be any worse than those camel spiders of Saudi Arabia: huge, nasty things. One cameraman on an expedition (I saw this described on TV somewhere) found a good chunk of his face and/or nose had gone AWOL during the night thanks to one of thoseā€¦ and thanks to the spiderā€™s anaesthestic, he never felt a thing.

     •  Reply
  8. Senmurv
    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    Wow ā€¦ how much do you think those spiders would charge for that anaesthetic?

     •  Reply
  9. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Sweet dreams, guys!

     •  Reply
  10. Griefers gunna grief
    cats32  over 14 years ago

    i will never camp again, unless i sleep with a hat on!

     •  Reply
  11. B3b2b771 4dd5 4067 bfef 5ade241cb8c2
    cdward  over 14 years ago

    I think Bung is safe - heā€™s so pickled that nothing can survive a bite.

     •  Reply
  12. Picture 001
    rshive  over 14 years ago

    When did Wiz show up? Whoā€™s minding the castle?

    Kill him now. Either way, the thought of 3-inch bugs will make sleep impossible.

     •  Reply
  13. V  9
    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    If you canā€™t understand to comic, just donā€™t read it. It makes it easier for the rest of us to get to sleep at night. :-)

     •  Reply
  14. Missing large
    Photobug12  over 14 years ago

    Bugs do Botox injections in campgrounds?

     •  Reply
  15. Umbreon
    LEopardGEcko  over 14 years ago

    Where ARE they camping?

     •  Reply
  16. Canada 153127 640
    JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Donā€™t believe everything you see on TV, Johanan. ā€œCamel spidersā€ (solifugids) donā€™t eat humans, and only bite in self defense.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae

     •  Reply
  17. Bassethound abernathy
    boldyuma  over 14 years ago

    Friend of mine used to tell me he hated watching

    George Page on PBSā€™s ā€œNatureā€ where theyā€™re

    showing big bugs eating other bugsā€¦.

    I asked him ā€˜why donā€™t you switch channelsā€?ā€¦

    He saidā€¦ā€Because I want to see how itā€™s gonna endā€..

    wellā€¦.Captain obviousā€¦indeedā€¦

    Then there is that ā€œNight Galleryā€ episode about earwigs..

    and their eggs hatching..ā€Ouchā€ thatā€™s gonna hurt..

     •  Reply
  18. Snoopy fiddle sq crop
    JosePeterson  over 14 years ago

    Are they in Sherwood Forest?

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Wizard of Id