Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 17, 2016

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    annette143NotMe  over 8 years ago

    Yuk :/ they’re attracted by our exhale. on a warm night they come out as the sun sets. little vampires :(

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    Farside99  over 8 years ago

    I love the commercial where the guy’s eating hot sauce! Kapow!

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    santa72404  over 8 years ago

    Suddenly I feel itchy!

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    I remember an old Far Side cartoon where the mosquito hits an artery and start to blow up like a balloon.

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    orinoco womble  over 8 years ago

    Certain medications in our bloodstreams attract mosquitoes. Bloodthinners, aspirin, etc. Also, wearing yellow attracts them, I am reliably informed by a biologist.

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    Emmett Wayne  over 8 years ago

    @wildbill – We really used to do that in Alaska. You could pinch your skin so that they couldn’t pull out, and they would just keep filling up until they exploded. The kids thought it was fun and gross at the same time.

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    CoffeeMom  over 8 years ago

    So I wonder how many calories the mosquito is burning with this victim? Maybe he’s won a “FitBite” badge or two?!

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