Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 02, 2016

Think of the children!

I can just imagine Stephan lying there, knowing that millions of people are looking up his address.

Today’s background music: “Little Willy” by The Sweet.

Nithing to do but move, Stefphan.

Did “in the nude” include the backwards cap?

I was in the pool!!

“Oh, so that wasn’t a worm, huh?

Pray for pixelation!

Google is now blurring faces, street numbers, and license numbers.

OMG… he must have been lying in his little straw basket right there on the front porch!

I don’t think Staci has allowed him into the house or the back yard for quite a while.

Stephan, le grand Odalisque……….uh, no.

I was in the pool!!I was in the pool!!!!

Once again Toon Boy dares the censors.

Stephan was “Pooch Café” Nude…………….No Dog Collar !

My brother has been caught on the Google Earth images twice now (not sunbathing in the nude, i assure you.)

In the front yard? Me thinks that Stephan has more problems than “shrinkage” .

My question is, why was he sunbathing on such a cold day?

Google servers mysteriously crash today. Two photo satellites fell out of orbit. The Google camera car is a smoking ruin. And a whole Boy Scout troop that was passing by had to be placed in therapy when one of them suggested that’s what happens when you grow up.

BARF!

Don’t worry – the camera adds at least 10 pounds.

i often stand outside and wave at the heavens (not in the nude though) – the neighbors think i am nuts but some day i will be on google and THEN they will all be jealous – or not :)

lolz Stephan shape up!!!

Pastis has short fingers like Trump? That explains his drawing style, too.

Wait till you end up with a couple of actinic keratoses on the part you’re sunbathing, Stephan, and your dermatologist starts freezing them off with liquid nitrogen. HA! The embarrassment of the Google truck will seem like child’s play.

Wasn’t there a picture of a nude man getting out of a vehicle’s trunk on Google Earth for a while?

The real question is why Pig wanted to look at the picture in the first place! Does this explain why he hasn’t married Pigita yet?

Quick, ask Cheney to block out your house like he did, if he isn’t busy shooting his lawyer in the face.

I checked our house on Streetview the other day and zoomed in on the image — and found I could see all the way to the back wall of the living room, knee high to the ceiling.

They’re using high resolution cameras.

Isn’t there some kind of window glass that defeats face recognition?

What would anyone be doing in their front yard with a view from the street who wasn’t asking to be arrested?

I love the Google Street View. When I first seen it, I was fascinated that you could actually see any house at all and take a stroll down the street by pressing the arrows.I’m easily pleased. But no, I WON’T be looking for a naked Stephan Pastis!xxx

Not to worry, ladies and gentlemen! Cartoon-Boy has no shame. This behavior is perfectly normal for his species, which in some ways resembles our own (except for shrinkage). Think of it as being like a trip to the zoo….

Hiding this strip on a Saturday I see.

Don’t they hide or distort anything that might identify a person, including “shrinkage”?

So THAT’S why Staci keeps leaving him.

Eh this wasn’t that funny