Prickly City by Scott Stantis for March 22, 2016

No, Carmen, no!

If Trump wins, I’m joining her.

You don’t have to hitch-hike Stantis. AS the late, great Lewis Grizzard used to say “Delta is ready when you are.” So hold hands with those useless celebs and head north.

Take Cruz back to native land Carmen.

Canada ain’t far enough, Dumbo. And set aside about ten years for a come-back. You’re gonna need it.

I was thinking more like Costa Rica – better weather.

Elephant is running from Trump to the birthplace of Cruz.Thanks for electing Hillary by offering up such bad candidates.

Please, take all the Congressional republicans with you, Carmen!

Por que no Mexico?

The problem with this particular strip and all of the “celebrities” threatening to immigrate to Canada is that it is not that easy. It takes about 6 years and lots of money. A friend of mine is 2 years and $900 into the process despite being married to a Canadian citizen.

Bill O’Reilly says he will move to Ireland if Bernie Sanders becomes president. When old Bill sobers up, someone should tell him that the Republic of Ireland has a national health service.

Sorry Carmen. But the leaders of your party didn’t stop Trump with his crazy statements until he maybe the nominee. Now, they’re starting to panic because of the big screw-up!