Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 20, 2010

Enchanted!

Lèse majesté is the crime of violating majesty, an offense against the dignity of a reigning sovereign or against a state. Apparently she didn’t see the fine print on the menu that stated,”No Substitutions Permitted”. A simple beheading will discourage any more interference with the royal meals.

But those soybeans might have been someone’s

mother. Cruel! Sing that song of sixpence.

How about the “rye?”

Hopefully the king will say “off with her head” and that will be the end of that.

I belong to a different PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals.

Lovely!

ewwwww

that’s all i have to say about tofu

Can’t see PETA really caring about blackbirds…they’re not “cute” animals

Look for it in your grocer’s seasoning aisle! (Contains no MSG.)

Yuck!!!

Ack!!!! I’d lop off her head immediately!

tofu ain’t food. sorry. off with her head!!

baldtom- i’m part of that PETA too! we need membership cards.

baldtom, pinkdryad: Where do I sign up?

Better living through chemistry.

Let’s see if he can tell the difference.

So it really means People Eating Tofu Animals?

(Actually, it’s been revealed they’re actually People Euthanizing Their Adoptions.)

they’re supposedly into every critter - one of their tshirts has a cockroach and a crow kumbayaing