Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 28, 2016

Father needs to confiscate son’s mobile device.

They’re right where your butt is going to be ….in your bedroom till it’s time for school tomorrow.

Sigh…. of course, that’s hardly a punishment these days, is it.You need a special time-out room with no electrical outlets.Hey, Tony is asking…“Who is that?”

Now really… how would I know?I’m not peeking out the door at this hour!

BTW… Bev…Would you like a little dinner?You can share a can somebody left here for me… some kind of stew.

Forgot his helmet last time, did he?

Clue…. you seem to be missing one.

Who is That?

Avon Lady!

Ding Dong? It must be Miss Frances! (he says, revealing his age)

I think everyone should have a chance to get a shellelleigh, with the only cost being a promise that, if you see someone looking at a stupid phone in public, you are obligated to smack it out of their hand………

That phone would be in time out for about 2 weeks.

Elliot’s ride, I should think.

Hey! Is that the Publisher’s Clearing House crowd?!!!!

@TonyI don’t know, it’s not my turn to answer the door.

Who is that?

Land Shark

@Tony You see him too?

Knocl. lknock…………whose there?

CANDYGRAM

@Tony

Who is that?

Not sure; by any chance, are they wearing dark suits with white shirts and a tie?

I’m not saying who’s there but I’ll give you a clue:

Knock, knock, knock. “Penny”?Knock, knock, knock. “Penny”?Knock, knock, knock. “Penny”?

♫♪Who’s that knocking at my door?Who’s that knocking at my door?Who’s that knocking at my door?It’s Barnacle Bill, the sailor.♫♪