Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 15, 2016

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    “I lost a fight with a ship’s propeller.”

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    Ubintold  over 8 years ago

    Si, I’m from Mexico.

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    orinoco womble  over 8 years ago

    Dude’s totally legless all the time.

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    Toonerific  over 8 years ago

    No, I just keep it all inside.

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    Shrinkage!!!!

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    jreckard  over 8 years ago

    No. Crossword puzzlers (and a zoologist or two) know he’s an apod.

    After an odd mutation, one of them wound up with special optical neurons on one of its arms, making it an eye pod.

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    dragonu812  over 8 years ago

    Sounds dirty.

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    Emmett Wayne  over 8 years ago

    Octozip sounds better. Not gramatically correct. But sounds better.

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    J Short  over 8 years ago

    He was the head of the class.

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    Loijen  over 8 years ago

    Some guy who said he was a Cook stole his Tentacles. He said heads didn’t sell too well.

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Slug.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    The temptation is great, but I’m gonna keep my mouth shut…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago

    A cephaloputz.

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